Here I was, sitting calmly and carefully at my desk, working away the last day of work before the holiday break like a very good little busy beaver - when I saw the most incredibly dangerous e-mail flash across my computer screen:
Webs Year End Blowout Sale!
Order total: $27
What is it that the Harlot likes to say? That she had an accident, and slipped, and accidentally swiped her Visa card on the way down?
I have two words for you, my ducks. Well, actually four words.
I have two words for you, my ducks. Well, actually four words.
Highland Tweed.
Three Pounds.
Three Pounds.
Order total: $27
When they say 'blowout' - they mean blowout.
( I feel a bit feverish.)
( I feel a bit feverish.)
